Story time

Hello boys and girls and welcome this this weeks show. We have an exciting show today with Mr Squiggle, Blackboard, Gus the snail, Bill the steam shovel and Rocket Ship. 

'So in this weeks show we are....
'Hurry Up'!
'What's that blackboard? You have something to say'?
'Yes I'd really like a story.'
'Well boys and girls what should I do about this winging blackboard who has been snorting too much chalk dust? I know lets tell Blackboard a story! What could be better than one about building a Rocket Ship? Since he's already halfway to outer space from snorting chalk dust we don't even have to make sense!'

Once upon a time in a far off mystical land called Bracken Ridge there was a class full of eager beavers and they were fearlessly headed up by Good King Brett.

'Oh Good King Brett what magical and supremely hyperawesometothemax things can we do this week' the eager beavers would say.

'Ho ho ho eager beavers this week I have a story to tell you about building a rocket ship like this one. This Rocket ship has magical powers to attach the frame to the thing that holds the bearing on for the headset' said Good King Brett aka GKB.

'Hooray' said the eager beavers 'you are so wise, smart and handsome'.
'Now now eager beavers you bunch of sycophantic lunatics that is true' said GKB. 'However even as all knowing as I am I'd like to pretend to need your help'.

'What help could GKB possibly need boys and girls? Johnny get that finger out of there!! Where was I? Ok lets read on'.

'Now eager beavers to get help to make a rocket ship we must seek out Trevor's magical mystery pockets'.
'Now Trevor' said KGB 'I am having trouble working out how to make a rocket ship can you check your magical mystery pockets for me'?
'Well' said Trevor rummaging around in his pocket. 'I just happen to have this jig in my pocket especially for making Rocket Ships with', said Trevor. 
'Yippee thank you Trevor you always have the most interesting things in your pockets'.

'You put your tube on the wooden dowel then scribe the marks to make a rocket ship' said Trevor.
'Thanks Trevor GKB is pleased' said GKB (worryingly using the third person narrative one of the first signs of egomaniacal tendencies).

'Now boys and girls what else do we need? That's right rocket ships aren't any use without fire. Lets see what we can find'.

'Now eager beavers we all know rocket ships need fire I've got a little story to tell you about GoldiAaron and the 3 flames'. (Wow a story within a story within a blog, we are cracking a new low here)

Once upon a time there was a boy named GoldiAaron. GoldiAaron was an oafish brute with two left thumbs and three right ones and pyromaniacal tendencies. He loved fire but only a certain type was good enough for brazing. One day he was lumbering through the forest quietly hitting his fingers with a hammer when he came across a fricken huge workshop full of flames. 'Wow he thought I wonder if they have some fire in there' (GoldiAaron wasn't the brightest pyromaniac around). He walked in and found fire (big fricken surprise there hey boys and girls?) 

He went up to the first one 'that fire looks too big'!

Then wandered around and found another 'That fire looks too small'.

Finally he stumbled across a third fire 'that fire looks just right I might use it'.

 

So GoldiAaron used it to do his first ever brazing.

GoldiAaron used the flame without setting the shop alight nor burning himself and this resulted in some rear forks (thanks to the expert guidance and support from Rook).

 

Once GoldiAaron had finished the three firemen returned to find the workshop mysteriously ablaze. Whilst they were distracted GKB sidled up to GoldiAaron and distracted him with a shiny object and took the flame to complete the rocket ship. So GKB defeated the oaf GoldiAaron and he and eager beavers lived happily ever after.

So boys and girls did you like that story? Yes that's right it did suck but luckily there is no more time in this weeks show.
Goodbye boys and girls and watch out for that oaf GoldiAaron